Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 06, 2023

And tRump is both a moron and a stable genius.

Same “physics” no doubt apply to his weight/height.

Don’t forget the grave on the first tee!

“You’d think his pants would permanently be on fire. How can he defy the laws of physics, Jim?”

He’s not stupid or retarded, he’s both!

He’s like a multi-faced god! Like the God Janus.

Now take away the J.

Thank you! Finally—an explanation of Schrodinger’s Cat!

Now he’s drawn the attention of property tax authorities where he has property. He has now bragged they are worth billions….but he lists the property at a much lower value to pay less property tax. The reason behind burying his first wife at his New Jersey golf course….call the property a cemetery….no taxes!! Just dump her behind the hedges near the first tee.

The State of Floriduhh has been requested to assess Mar-A-Lardo at the value that chump claims it has, and TAX IT ACCORDINGLY!!

The man’s worshipers are absolutely brainwashed and can’t be reached. The fact that they believe him instead of an actual appraiser, when his number is 65 times higher than the appraiser’s, proves it.

Lest you all forget, he has the ability to make four foot puts by merely walking across the green.

Saw Dr. Fauci interviewed one day. He kept using the term “post-fact world.” (And he thought AIDS was scary!) Guess this is one of those “what came first” questions, a leader like Trump or post-fact people. I tend to think the latter have always been out there and that the former happened to come along at just the right time, suddenly a much-needed messiah! Got a friend who’s an anti-vaxer. (Always seemed way more normal than me!) She “knows” that millions of people have been killed by the Covid vaccines. And when I asked once why there’s no information out there about this fact, she told me that the media is purposefully not reporting on it. Yeah, Mr. Bolling’s cartoon here is spot on, but unfortunately it aint really that funny. Right, think about the Right-leaning folks who occasionally leave comments here. I’m rarely irritated or angered by what they post. Rather, I’m usually left confused by what they have to say and am moved to think something like this: “Wow, that’s one crazy alt-universe that that conservative numb nut lives in.” And you thought AIDS was scary!

C’mon, Ruben. You can do better. Where’s Lucky Ducky?

And Ms. Schrodinger cried rape or not!

And Mar a Lego is a country club and a home!

Trump Fuzzy Logic™ quantum computing.

Orange Julius Seize-Her…

Under the power of his pen, hurricanes go first one way and then another!

Absolutely brilliant, concept and execution. Well done!

Don’t open the box! If you do, the quantum wave collapses and there is only a single reality.

The art style is perfect for this.

A Navy fighter pilot was returning to base in Florida and after giving the tower his coordinates, he sarcastically said, “Am approaching the beautiful Mar-A-Lago Resort, home of the former Commander-in-Chief.”

A voice immediately came back shouting, “Dive, Dive, Dive!!"

Ruben needed to put an electric chair by the shark.

I feel like his skin could be a little bit more orange.

Thank you for bringing back the old Marvel typeface font. And please someone do not point out that it was scanned from free graphics. Let me enjoy my ignorance. Thanks all who read this stuff, This one was outstanding.

I don’t think Trump likes cats, at least the ones from genus felis. Memphis Minnie recorded a song called “Everybody Wants to Buy My Kitty.” Of course the “motherfuyer” song recorded by many with all kinds of lyrics often has the line, “he’s a puhsimmon eating motherfuyer, don’t you know.”

What interests me most is that the Rump’s Manhattan penthouse apartment is both 11,000 square feet and 30,000 square feet, according to his various sworn statements.

You leave that cat alone, ya hear!

Heisenberg Uncertainty Politics, a.k.a. “1984”: “His mind slid away into the labyrinthine world of doublethink. To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget, whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself — that was the ultimate subtlety; consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word ‘doublethink’ involved the use of doublethink.” – George Orwell, “1984,” Chapter 3

His “reality” is stranger than fiction…or not. Your choice.

Artist’s Log, stardate 4153.7 I created another “orange man” cartoon today, despite the subject being dead for two millennia by now. There is a twist, however: I have portrayed him as a “moron” and “buffoon” this time. No doubt my future audiences will applaud my boundless originality.

Unfortunately for him, his trials will be conducted in the real world, not Mar-a-Lago. And in TRW, you’re either guilty or not guilty — not both.

Suddenly remembered, “If I could buy you for what you’re worth and sell you for what you think you’re worth …”, oh my