Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 27, 2023

Alas, poor Marty. Who’s gonna shave your back tonight?

Blink-182 is a Rock band. Why not try. Toad the Wet Sprocket. Shades of Peyton Manning and Omaha. No wonder the Train Wreck tee shirts are selling so well.

The Mudlarks are flummoxed by the sudden random in-game jersey change by Batavia. Kudos to the hallucinating colorist for at least keeping the team colors consistent, even if he or she doesn’t understand the concept of home and away uniforms.

Marty Moon’s cell phone starts ringing with University of Michigan showing on the caller ID just seconds after her steals Gil’s play call and tells all three of his listeners.

Now that was one fine Boe job.

“The Mudlarks need to score on this drive. And speaking of scoring, did you hear about Keri…”

Blink 182 peaked 23 years ago. Toby’s mom might own “Enema of the State” but I doubt that any of the Mudlarks do.

Wonder if there is a bad snap, Leo yells Fahrenheit 451 instead of fire?

Ryan Boe is a real name and he is the quarterback of Batavia High School in Batavia, IL. They are in the state playoffs now. I wonder if he gets a NIL cut from this plagiarism. In any event, the mystery is over – Milford is in Illinois!

Disaster awaits. I would have called Sum 41.

They used to play my high school, Foret View, Arlington Heights, Ill.

Its a close one tonight, the score at the half is Abortion 1, Milford 0.

Since Gil is all business for this game and apparently not relying on luck as usual, they will probably lose.

Batavia. IL greatest athlete sport’s figure? I nominate Daniel P. Issel.

Considering that this is Milford, I’m surprised “Bill Haley & His Comets” wasn’t called.

Ooh, yesterday I said it was 50-50 that their opponent’s uniform color would change. Those who bet on the change win.

In all reality, if Milford wins, will Keri go to the Bucket tonight to celebrate the victory? Inquiring minds want to know!

anyone remember the group bulletboys they started a song 1 2 f u

sounds like marty bet this game investigation please

no sign of luke cami or tays this week and of course meemaw

Time for the Cami special

P3- Cameo today by “Joliet” Jake Blues

Is it me or did the uniforms turn white ?

Funny, coincidentally just saw an ad for tickets going on sale for a Blink-182 concert here next year. Coincidence? Hmmm. And speaking of coincidences, it’s no coincidence that Mopped Up Thorp is online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/10/27/marty-needs-this-one/

Well okay. All the small things, true care, truth brings, she left me roses by the stairs, roses let me know she cares.Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off carry me home. Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill, the night witll go on, little red mill. nananannananananananananana

Uniform colors same as school in Batavia, IL

choo charlie was a freind of mine charlies say love that good n plenty

Vito from Goshen is glad for the football action. Money coming in is 50-50 for a score of some sort. Vito had a big, big payout on the “procedure”, because some guy living in Rome thought he was an oddsmaker.