Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 01, 2023

Not your cup of tea?

Put a lid on it.

Love it!

He’s just jealous cause he doesn’t travel well.

What are you really feeling? C’mon, spill it.

Can’t handle it eh mugsy.

It’s especially tough when they’re all mugging for the camera.

not my cup of tea

I don’t have travel mugs. I have mugs for all the places I’ve traveled. I have a coffee mug for each squadron to which I’ve ever been assigned and for every employer for whom I have worked. It is my ceramic memoirs.

Where are their mug shots?

Very clever. I like it!

Don’t be such a grouch – you’ve got a mug shot, too!

somebody woke up on the wrong side of the shelf

We’re sick of them right along with you!

They all must be in trouble, after all they’re mugshots.

It’s hard not to just assume that they’re all full of it.

He’s fragile, all right.

My travel mug mostly travels to the dishwasher.

Not as bad as posts from dinner plates.

I wonder if someone does take many shots of their mug all over the world. That would be funny.

Makes 2 of us

It’s hard to avoid seeing mugshots these days!

Not to mention the ones on dating sites who just want someone to pick up the tab for world travel.