The movie of Interview With The Vampire provided one of my all-time favorite lines; on hearing who they’d signed, Anne Rice said “Casting Tom Cruise as Lestat is like replacing John Wayne with Wally Cox.”
Yes, someone younger and willing to do the job for 20k less. Also the hiring manager has 5 years experience does not want to hire anyone with more than them
Well they must have had some interest in him to give him a special night time interview. Then again maybe they did it so they couldn’t be accused of being antivampire.
suv2000 11 months ago
Age discrimination is against the law
mr_sherman Premium Member 11 months ago
He is a little long in the tooths.
oldpine52 11 months ago
This interviewee is about to become a pain in the neck.
profbob 11 months ago
Broom Hilda might be available.
maureenmck Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s never a good idea to antagonize a vampire.
GROG Premium Member 11 months ago
Some new blood.
P51Strega 11 months ago
It’s not so much the age, but the employment gaps. For instance, what did you do from 1940 through 1999?
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
where do you see yourself in 100 years?
backyardcowboy 11 months ago
Byte me!
Doug K 11 months ago
Sometimes it sucks to be a vampire.
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
Hooboy!! Here comes the bite!
nancyb creator 11 months ago
That sucks. And it’s very funny.
ericlscott creator 11 months ago
…and warmer.
R Humble 11 months ago
Sorry but the position is day shift.
coltish1 11 months ago
Come on, Count. Use your hypnosis.
Cozmik Cowboy 11 months ago
The movie of Interview With The Vampire provided one of my all-time favorite lines; on hearing who they’d signed, Anne Rice said “Casting Tom Cruise as Lestat is like replacing John Wayne with Wally Cox.”
Totalloser Premium Member 11 months ago
Yes, someone younger and willing to do the job for 20k less. Also the hiring manager has 5 years experience does not want to hire anyone with more than them
ekke 11 months ago
Yeah, but really he never gets any older.
Judging by the look on his face, she may not either.
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
On the CV: I like the think outside the box… I mean, coffin.
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
But…But…But … he’ll work the graveyard shift …!
mistercatworks 11 months ago
You know, someone with no stories, no charm and no experience but with a reflection.
zeexenon 11 months ago
And we cannot work you to death with Capitalistic loss of job threats and innuendos.
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 11 months ago
He’s just there for lunch anyway.
Buckeye67 11 months ago
Well they must have had some interest in him to give him a special night time interview. Then again maybe they did it so they couldn’t be accused of being antivampire.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s looking like a mad Vlad.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Ha! When I was a vampire the first place I went looking for dinner was human resources.