The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 11, 2023

“State your name for the record.” “Cashew” “Gesundheit.”

This is very cute. Al Mond

world according to gorp!

Trial Mix, like!

A fruitless effort quashed.

I sentence you to 50 miles in the Ziplock of Detention.

They oat to get a lawyer. Otherwise, they’re letting the (banana) chips fall where they may.

He needs to let them go. Due to the statute of imitations, the charge was brought too chocolate.

Judge Almond is bringing no Joy

Guilty of what?

Sometimes you feel like a nut…

I never thought they would cashew.

Nutty Pun Overload! (Sounds like a Candy Bar).

The Honoreatable……

The GORP defense.

These guys give Patsis a pun for the money.

i counted four puns, did I miss any?

I look forward to the daily battle of the puns between this and Brevity

In a similar case, the plaintiff wanted to sue his wild oats.

Sounds good to me. It drives me nuts trying to find trail mix that they haven’t ruined by putting rabbit terds in.

Of sowing his wild oats?

They had to pay a fine, but luckily it was peanuts.

Loons, nuts & granola

Oh my

He’ll be sent to the pecanitentiary.

If he’s guilty of being a nut, isn’t that the same as nut guilty?

HhM&M, I love the darkie-chocolate best.

Good one

The defendant’s lawyer is standing there thinking ’MMMM…"

Yeah, no raisin, cause he’s out raisin heII.

Bail is set at $5000 Cashew

He did it in retaliation because he was a salted.

So clever – I love this!!!❤️

Weird. For no reason, I was reminded recently of the episode of Futurama in which Fry saves the world from the Big Brain creatures by capturing them in a mental construct of a story he writes in which they leave “for no raisin.” Ah, the little coinkydinks of life.