Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 09, 2023

It was just my wife…

I’d be surprised if that hasn’t happened at least once in recent years. Drop the ring, answer the ring.

He was right! Wow! Two for the price of one at The Burger Barn!!!

The answer to his question should come easily. If she likes Jeopardy, it would be, “What is no!”

Guess she knows now which ring is more important to him.

For richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, during internet outages …

Just say no.

He can always text her.

I tried to propose to a woman on her lunch break at the office where she worked as a receptionist. I had driven all night to get there and was wearing an Arab outfit with a dancing sword (I was a belly dancer at the time – another story). I tried three times to get through the poetic declaration of my love and was interrupted by incoming voice calls which she automatically answered even though she was on lunch break .

I gave up. It took another week to figure out it was never going to happen. Well, you live and learn and then you leave. :)

Wife…I…I lost my Wi-Fi!!

Both of you are getting spammed.

Ah yes. Priorities are everything. The choice is (or should be) clear.

The modern world in a nutshell. He should have texted her; the new paradigm is never use voice and never never show up in person if you could text.

Best to be a runaway bride!