Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 13, 2023

I heard that Dave is thinking about discontinuing “Day By Dave” and “Reality Check” to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a fashion model.

How about starting a rumor about starting a rumor?

…I heard that there was a lady in Norway named Ossa Pheme…

…that could turn invisible with a stroke of a pen…

…and if she drank a quart of buttermilk before she started…

…she could go an hour before she tooted…

First of all, it’s not a rumor, it’s a fact! I do have a problem, and I donut wanna talk about it.

There were rumors that there would be days like this. But tomorrow is, of course, just another day….

So, can I ‘kinda’ start a rumor, then?

I wouldn’t mind a doughnut.

If you’re talking about me, it’s all true.

I heard that this is the last week for seeing this comic on this site. We will miss you Dave!

Psssst…!

“Start A Rumor Day” is just a rumor… started by Dave. On this day. NEXT YEAR, it’ll be a real thing.

Nice! A hole in one!

Thanks for the kind gesture, but I only eat doughnut holes…there’s no calories and I can eat as many as I want. ☺️

i hear that you’ve stopped beating your wife…

☺

I’ve heard a rumor that too many donuts gives you explosive diarrhea, better leave them for someone else just in case it’s true

I heard a rumor that a cartoonist drew a comic strip to inspire a bunch of us comics nerds to start rumors!