Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 15, 2023

If you can’t beat them…beat them.

Rim shot!

Little Drummer Boy is my favorite Christmas song. 12 Days of Christmas is the worst.

Bang a gong (or a drum) get it on!!

More cowbell!

Bang the Drum Slowly

Ear worm beating on your ear drum.

Vince Guaraldi’s version of LITTLE DRUMMER BOY is the best.

Serenade your date with that? Well, maybe if they will accompany you with their Banjo.

Todd Rundgren would be proud! Back when radio alarm clocks were popular to wake up to, the radio station I used would set that song to go off exactly at 6:00 AM. So, every listener that had their alarm set to 6:00 woke up to it!

“Well, I used to be a drummer but it got to be a bummer…” NRPS

I’m retired, so I can bang on my drum all day now.

Please — not that earworm!

Ha! I can’t beat that joke.

“Once again, the Christmas season is upon us with its message of hope and joy, but in the midst of the Christmas lights and music lies a stark danger to you and your family: exposure to ‘The Little Drummer Boy.’ [DARK CHORD] The danger is well known, but local law enforcement simply doesn’t have the manpower to eliminate the problem, and every so often—one slips through.”—G, Keillor, 2004

I tried to learn how to play a drum, but I kept hitting the wrong note.

Trapped into reading this by a snare.

Nothing beats a good drum solo …!

( i.e. when it’s “In the air tonight” )

I love your timing!

Oh I haven’t heard or thought about that song for decades!

The Little Drummer Boy in Bethlehem first came to mind.

Shall I play my drum for you? Pa rum pum pum pum

No thanks.

Bang the drum slowly…Dave ….in someone else’s garage! ☺️☺️