Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 17, 2023

IMHO, this is brilliant!

What a petty comic.

It obviously means no episodes of Paw Patrol are allowed.

No Pet Police-y.

Frankly, I Ernestly don’t feel competent to perpetuate petty snippets repetitious to other perpetrators of pettish pettifoggery.

And there’s getting to first base in the back seat of the car at a drive in movie for nostalgia buffs.

This cartoon is too pet-antic.

“Don’t pet the sweaty things and don’t sweat the petty things.”

Great arc today and a great laugh as always.

petty funny stuff…!

Yeah! No pet policies rub me the wrong way.

Seems better than “keep your hands to yourselves”

Pet-i-full…

And no kissing your girl in the store…

Pure Plosive Puffery

If there was a joke in there, it was, well…petite.

I’m going to start carrying a magic marker around with me and add question marks to the end of any such sign. Thanks, F & E!

They should be called on the carpet for this. Management can torture them by quoting snippets of the dialogue.

This joke was done before in Petoskey Michigan.

 #1: I appreciate the toon and its petalanche.

 #2 (because as a former copy editor, I can’t stop myself): When a noun is used to describe another noun, it’s called a “nominal adjective”; for example, “rope burn” or “building permit”. But suppose you have an actual adjective in front of two nouns. Which noun does it modify? That’s where the hyphen comes in handy. If you’ve got a “used pizza container”, you’ve got a greasy box; if you’ve got a “used-pizza container”, you’ve got a barf bag.

One of Frank and Ernie’s pet projects.

do they allow one of our favorite singers PETula Clark? is that A Sign of the Times? Is she allowed Downtown? I Know a Place Where She Can Go

Pertinent prank, punsters! Please progress, persistently. : )