Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 02, 2023

At a total loss for words, Miles becomes a man of action.

Kevin is a little young for dad jokes…

Careful, Miles, pull too hard you might get sock-ed ;p

I think the classic punchline is, “Wrong feet? They’re the only feet I have!”

The biggest irony here is Miles was the one who wants to be a comedian but Kevin is hilarious without even trying to be.

Bad shoe day? Is that even a thing?

Getting off on the wrong foot, are we, you two?!

Gaaaaah! Can someone draw me into this strip so I can choke that kid??!!?

Kevin’s too young to be a curmudgeon

Are you wearing your mothers shoes again Kevin ?

Most shoes were all “straights” until the early 1800s when a cobbler started making left and right mirrored pairs.

Kevin is going to end up with a Darwin Award if he is this stupid.

Henny Youngman would be impressed!

apparently Kevin IS that stupid.

“Stupid is as stupid does…”

He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

On balance, as these stories unfold, Miles regularly seems to be more astute and aware than Kevin.

Ok, seriously? This is a new level of dumb, even for you Kevin.

On a New Orleans street, you may be told, “I know where you got your shoes!” The correct response is, “I got ’em on my feet!”

My mother once pointed this out to two-year-old me. I replied “But dees are de only feet I have.”

When the OCD kicks in, it kicks in HARD!!

Kevin has always been a few slices short of a loaf.