Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 29, 2023

Who are you and what have you done with my husband?

My wife said I looked better without glasses, so I took them off. “No, I meant mine,” she explained.

That old “deer-in-the-headlights” look is gone, chum.

Not too closely?

What? Like you’re f’n nuts?

Did no one ever mention that big zits on the side of your nose?

Love was blind.

He wants the Renée Zellweger look.

He looked better with that fuzzy soft focus filter

My late husband looked great to me whether or not I was wearing glasses.

The episode on Married With Children where Ed gets glasses, looks at his wife and throws the glasses away, LOL!

Double ugly. They both need sacks over their heads

Well that’s what can happen in life when you finally have 20/20 vision of your partner.

Crosseyed?

My Ex, who is nearly blind, said Xmas lights look a lot better with her glasses off. … and btw; shouldn’t we say spectacles? they’re hardly ever made of glass these days

She’ll have to take them off to do that.

“Whoa, I must be seein’ things.”