Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 14, 2023

May the loosely enforced be with him.

it’s rough being homeless

My father, in his convalescence, shares this action. I can’t decide whether it is a return to infantilism, or a final rebellious defiance.

He really needs to loosen that tie…

Another L A denizen.

Where is this place called “Anywhere”?

You, sir, are the Problem, not the Solution.

Radical Cleansing!

“I am a Performance Artist, and this is ‘My Life as a Stray Dog.’”

snappy dresser…

….this is why they never show Beetle Bailey’s eyes…

…and they just legalized weed in Ohio…

…this is why Trumpublicans hate libtards

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…and why we should retain the Electoral Highschool…

…this is why I never allow my wife to use her phone after I visit the dentist…

…I forget…

…why are we supposed to hate Doctor Seuss, again?…

…this is why I ate the red pill…

…every once in awhile…

…when I feel lonely and beat…

…down on main Street…

…this is why I skip to the loo…

…Froglandia Bathmat history that they don’t show on tv…

I think this guy was in the news recently – for making such a mess on a plane that the flight had to be cancelled and the carpet replaced.

Loose enforcement is the best. Nothing like loose enforcement. You’ve got to have loose enforcement. Once you’ve got loose enforcement…. why, hell.

Crazy uncle at Thanksgiving.

My father was in the USAF for about 40 years. He told me I that I had to be able to “eat, sleep, sh!t, shower and shave” at anytime because one could never tell when one would have another chance. He could fall asleep in the bed of a pickup trick going down a washboard road that hit every pothole on the way.

Boy been hangin in the photo booth too long.

We’re matching map coordinates from his ankle tracker to reported “disturbances”

Panel 1: He just heard from Dean Witter.

Panel 2: That dream when he was catching Nolan Ryan and he forgot his mitt.

Panel 3: He was in Amanda the Great’s class when that kid “tooted.”

Reminds me of school picture retake day.

Chuck him in the grave.

You’re in a photo booth, not a confessional booth! Geez.

ReLax Man…

His garden hose coiled up like plumbers snake.

Jake the Snake…

Knot Knot

Who’s There?

Knock Knock Joker.

Proving that even the dead can be annoying, if encouraged.

Panel 1: bemused

Panel 2: momentarily choking on his own tongue

Panel 3: passing out after a Frog Applause punch line.

:D

Recently, he was stopped for speeding, trying to get to a gas station john…..and the cops searched his car…..TP, wipes, and multiple changes of clean briefs, and trousers.

Hun The Constipated, stair case of ace freely.

Stepping Stone of passing the stone.

A note to regular peeps and what condition my condition is in…

My right arm went and became paralyzed. A surgeon put a pair of screws in my spine at lower neck level.

My FROG is my favorite rock operation giver as miracle and love put me moving again.