Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 09, 2023

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    oldpine52  9 months ago

    He also put black widow spider dna into a horse, he doesn’t know what it is but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 9 months ago

    He works in a secret lab with Dr. Daniel and needs a NDA for his DNA with DAN.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 9 months ago

    I can see this on Judge Judy in the near future

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    Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago

    He also put some of that collie DNA into a cantaloupe and got a meloncollie baby.

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    Now, if Timmy falls in the well, he can dive in and save him!

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    PraiseofFolly  9 months ago

    “And over there you can see we have developed miniature swordfish for use in making fish-kabobs. Most people thought it smelt delicious.

    “We are, however, having problems crossing a sturgeon with domestic poultry. The eggs are really large, but it’s chicken of the sea.”

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    The Orange Mailman  9 months ago

    Longfin Lassie

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    flemmingo  9 months ago

    Where’s Timmy in all of this?

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    poppacapsmokeblower  9 months ago

    Oooo, a shaggy shark story!

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    sandpiper  9 months ago

    Problem is, it wags its tail so fast, it overshoots its target and prefers a bone to a ball.

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    But it only goes for help if you’re name is Timmy.

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    InTraining  9 months ago

    Watch out there Frankie… that shark has his eyes on you…!

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    He does play fetch when you throw a ball, but he always comes back with arms

    ( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

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    The Brooklyn Accent  9 months ago

    We’re gonna need a bigger tank…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    Sharks and dogs both have pups!!

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    gammaguy  9 months ago

    Evolution did it long ago. A “dogfish” is a kind of shark.

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