Pickles by Brian Crane for November 27, 2023

Opal one lollypop into the trash.

I see Roscoe found a way to get his head out of the cookie jar mess that he was in Saturday…

My guess is that Roscoe gets it now.

Are there 3 different kinds of hair on the lollipop?

Still good, I’ll take it!

Roscoe for the best punchline again!

I wonder which one licked it first.

That lollipop is like a Timex® watch: it takes a licking and a licking and another licking … and keeps on …

Ewww can have it, Roscoe!

Rinse it off well and enjoy it yourself.

Go Roscoe!

If she found it on the kitchen counter, there’s a good chance Muffin sat on it.

That lollipop was visited by too many careless lovers…

Reminds me of the old joke about a guy sitting in a bar with a freshly poured beer on the 4th of July. The town’s parade starts to pass by and the guy wants to go out and see it, but local rules won’t let him take his beer out on to the sidewalk. So he takes a napkin and writes “I spit in this beer” on it, thinking that would discourage anyone from drinking it while he was outside. He goes out and watches the parade for a few minutes. When he comes back, he sees that someone else had written on the napkin – “So did I.”

Can’t get ‘We are The Lollipop Guild’ out of my mind.

Laughing sooo hard.

It’s everybody’s!

Roscoe REWLS. Best character in the strip.

It depends on where the lollipop was in the kitchen. Chances are, if it was on the counter, Roscoe wasn’t the last one to give it a lick.

Eew!

WOW – NASTY

Then after all the questions, we give it to Roscoe! He was last to lick ?

when my kids were young we stopped for ice-cream cones on a hot day and when I was getting in the car accidently rubbed my ice-cream against the glass and it looked just like bird poop so I told the kids look some bird just pooped on the window and I got out and licked it off.

Share and share alike

Roscoe wins.

In the last panel, Opal, looking down at Roscoe, seems to have read his mind. Priceless.

Roscoe you rascal……..

Y. U. C. K. Y. !

I gave up lollipops some time ago. Adios, suckers!

Opal’s turn

It should go to Roscoe by default.

Yum, a lollifally.

The question is … does it meet the 5-second rule?

If my Mom found a lollipop in the kitchen, it would have gone straight into the garbage. Mom was not “finder and restorer of lost things”.

Finders keepers, Opal.

Just wash it off in the toilet, and give it to Roscoe.

“….and I was ahead of the humans.”

I guess it’s …. “ROSCOE’S” …… :)

One of the best, for many reasons… (hint, also has a great Roscoe)

I love Roscoe. I’m glad he gets to take part!

I often tell my wife that the “I licked it so it is mine” applies to her.