The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 04, 2023

Ouch!!

Which raises the question: how do porcupines make love? very carefully.

At least he’s not spineless.

I told you that the subway was crowded.

Caught with your pants down, so to speak!!!

Oh you so dead pal. She gonna quill you now.

No dear. I was reading The Quill-er Memorandum.

“So, I see you had some cheap quills!”

If looks could quill…

I was at the acupuncture urologist.

He is in a prickly situation!

That’s why the Beaver Lodge is more popular than the Porcupine Club. ;)

Been there. The only difference was the lingering smell of ten dollar a gallon purfume.

That would hurt…

This is a very sensitive and prickly situation……

“I just bumped into someone (from behind).”

OUCH!

Did the glitter tip you off? I went to a church Christmas event once and the first 2 pews were covered with glitter. I asked if they had just had a come to Jesus service for stripers?

Seems like a lap dance from a porcupine would be its own punishment. Ouch!

LOL!

Getting their clothes on and off must be really tricky.

Don’t pull on Superman’s cape, don’t spit into the wind, and Never snuggle a porcupine. Got it!

Somebody pricked his…

Prick gets pricked.

Prickly…

Let’s see if a kick to his groin hurts more than removal of barbs in the groin.

The lap dancer was dancing to It hurts so good

Quill need to come up quickly with a good one.

Tell me again how these porcupines get their clothes on? :D