B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 05, 2023

Isn’t toilet humour a little out of character for you, Hart?

I still don’t know, let’s move on!

Who even likes asparagus anyways?

As long as that’s the only yellow streak he has, That’s one is temporary….

Purple?

Garbage in, garbage out.

Forgot the “stink lines” did ya?!

It makes your pee smell funny, that’s what.

I think more than once I’ve had that moment of panic after going, until I remembered what I had at the last meal.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Why does the outhouse have feet???

Maybe it smells like wet elf in there.

The outhouse is above ground with no hole dug under it, and way too close to where Thor is standing. The aroma coming off that……… well….

That outhouse seems to have retractable legs.

I love home made cream of asparagus soup.

I’d like to do more stuff with less sarcasm. Sara Gilbert

I rather like the effect.

I had rotator cuff surgery and the doctor used a dye. He told me that it would tint my urine blue. So later on in recovery, I had to go to the bathroom. My wife was with me and she is a nurse at the hospital where I had the surgery. So the staff allowed me to get up and go in her care. When we got in there the “tint” was Tidy-bowl blue: a bright blue stream. We both wound up laughing. I wonder what people walking by were thinking.

Just another low-brow, lame gag.

Yep, going right into the $#itter.

Why would the outhouse have legs? Think about it.

I cuss , you cuss , we all cuss for asparagus!

In the military, we all knew we were going to be drug tested after returning from home on Christmas leave. We encouraged all our fellow soldiers to eat as much asparagus as possible in the 2 days prior to returning to base. If they wanted to torture us with pee tests, we were gonna torture them back…

grilled with some garlic, salt and pepper, bacon is a good choice if available, but it has to be hot. can’t eat it cold and don’t like the long stems either

Sadly, a foregone conclusion.

Sulfur. That’s what you smell

WHERE did this go? Does his pee smell? Did he throw up? It’s not that obvious…

This looks like he is angry.Maybe a “What the #@*%”?, would be clearer.

Only 40% of us can smell asparagus pee.

Holy Crap……not!

Indeed.

hated asparagus as a kid. Tough, tasteless. Then wife and I bought a farm house in upstate New York. It had a well established asparagus patch. In the spring we got pencil thin asparagus that was sweet to eat raw. Loved it.

I do. Asparagus is great.

No TP? Use the Los Angeles Times, that’s all it’s good for: a s s – wipe…

Notice the outhouse is above the ground a little and has no pit under it. My father told me that back when they had such things they also had no pit either.

Whenever you would head toward the outhouse, chickens would race to come in the rear and get what you were providing them to eat.

Obviously this was extremely insanitary and made for poor food as well, but it was the very definition of recycling!!

No toilet paper … only corncobs?

Asparagas keeps you warm in bed on those cold winter nights.

Pork makes a smell but nobody swears after urinating pork. At least not in comics.

I don’t understand the obscenity in the outhouse. It’s not like he ate hot peppers.

Me being a typical kid rejected asparagus. Then one vacation my parents took me to visit our relatives in Germany in 1969. I was 17 at the time. We ate dinner at a great aunt of mine and her son’s place. White asparagus, boiled white skin potatoes and a beautiful sausage fresh from the butcher. I, being polite smiled when they served me this food. I tried all items, smiled as I finished the platter of food, and fell in love with asparagus. 54 years laterwe in my “now” family all love asparagus. Roasted, baked, grilled, boiled. All good if done properly. We especially celebrate dinner if we find the fresh white asparagus, never turning down the fresh green variety.

An outhouse with no hole in the ground under it? It doesn’t look like a porta-poddy.

Burn the place down. It’s unsalvageable

Nothing fixes asparagus, pumpkin, broccoli, Brussels sprouts and cabbage like a handy land fill site