Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 31, 2023

But, but …

Can I bum some ice off you?

Do you ever have to wonder where your ice comes from?

You realize what they are eating?

I guess it’s okay that there aren’t any chairs.

Ow, ow, ow!

“You ice hole!”

What did ya expect? You should have known that he’s ice-cold…

Talk about being a pain in the butt. Or being the butt of the joke.

Assice

Snowmen are cannibals!

Oh icy.

don’t eat yellow snow!

“Just don’t drink too much or too fast, or you’ll be out cold before midnight.”

Why do they need ice to keep their drinks cool?? They are ice!!

The snowman on the right won’t be making do. So to speak.

We need to get to the…bottom… or this ice situation

That one on the right is what I always imagined a person would look like when they posted, “lmao.”

Well, I guess that’s one way to do it, but it’s not too appetizing.

That will definitely come around and bite YOU in the butt.

That was so asinine!

“Ugh, this drink tastes like A—“

Man, that’s just cold!

Why does this taste funny? LOLHNY!

Rump roast

It’s Cool, man, Everyone’s doing the Hippy Hippy Shake.

Budunkachunk.

It looks like a bum deal to me.

They’re taking the saying “You’re so cute I could eat you up, a BIT too literally!”

Got a piece of that a$$ LOL

He got a little behind in his work

That is a half-assed way of getting ice.

At it’s “do” with one “o”!!

Don’t snow people poop ice?