Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 07, 2024

Priorities now clarified. And rank.

Excellent choice!

Yes!!

Now fill the spray bottle with tequila, and it’s a perfect system.

That cat did nothing wrong!

Only a cat can look on a king.

Perfect.

Well, nice visiting with you sis, time for me to go.

There no weird cats. Only weird hyoomins.

Now show that weird hyoomin the door!

Thanks, she needed that!

Of course the cat was staring. She sat in his chair.

We have 6 cats

They outnumber us, so it’s their house

Don’t ever (even try to) tell someone else how to handle their own cat at their own home.

Perfect.

Worse than mace?

YUP!

Thank you and don’t come back again!

Some people forget that it is the cat’s house and they are just visitors.

There are people I would gladly use a spray bottle on.

That’s the proper response.

YAY!

well, she got the spray bottle alright. ;p

The cartoonist must be a cat owner! Good for you!

CAT. We don’t need no stinking cat!

How to treat a cat-hating aerosol.

HA hahaahahhhhh so funny, same for a dog person

Never mess with a crazy cat lady.

I found the first episode of “Frasier” strange when he complained about the dog staring at him. There are countless worse things a pet could do.

Let us spray.

A cat may look at a king.

Visitors have the right to get misty-eyed. :)

I wish I had thought of that before. I can think of several instances where a spray bottle would have been the right solution. I didn’t want to use one on my pets, though. It seemed too mean.

I guess that’s probably better than getting in the woman’s face and screaming GET OUT!!!

I would do that too.

hey the cat lives there…she doesnt lol

real cat owners don’t have this available…