Herman by Jim Unger for December 16, 2023

“….I don’t even know who put that sign up over this window.”

A date, you’ll make a loving couple!

He only asked where the E bus stop is.

This panel is crying out for the late, great Al Jaffee.

How about: “Because my local librarian didn’t know which floor I could buy some silk stockings for my wife.”

Tempers get frayed around the holidays.

Well, that’s what the sign said.

She is all Out- of In-formation. Supply chain issues.

Just because someone is an accredited expert doesn’t actually mean they have the slightest idea what they are talking about.

There must be something about my appearance. People come up to me in public places like airports and ask me for information. I must look like someone who knows what’s going on.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

I’ve since taken to dressing like a panhandler. Now people avoid me.

How do 411 operators fly? In formation.

He is inadvertently in the wrong place because the sign is actually either misinformation or disinformation. Can’t always believe signs.

Why do you want to know? What’s it to you?

What business is it of yours? Who do you think I am?

“Because you’re Miss Information.”

“You’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a sh#t”

She wants you (and others), to Give her information.

The wrong person unclear on the concept.

Nothing personal that’s for sure…..

She’s just filling in.

Sir! You’re confused. You’re the one who’s supposed to bring information here.

That must be Miss -Information.