Close to Home by John McPherson for December 15, 2023

Or is it a dandruff delivery?

Holy cats! Bleeb is really well camouflaged today.

That’s why I always wear a hat.

Chill out!

My high school civics teacher used to say, “Just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there’s not fire in the furnace.”

but on a single person’s head?

How is the weather up there?

Looks like coconut pieces

Henny Youngman Lives!!!!!!

That may be dandruff. Details at 11.

Some of us have snow on the roof all year long.

Quiet! No need to throw it in my face!

The worst thing about being short is you’re the last to know when it starts raining.

ahh…nothin’ like living life elevated!

OR, somebody up there doesn’t like you. Either way, it’s cold outside…….

If this was “It’s a Wonderful Life,” that would be oatmeal on his head.

Another tall tale..

She has a good attitude, he has good altitude.

And fog at mouth levels.

He hasn’t had a whitehead since he was a teenager.

That’s the worst case of dandruff I’ve ever seen.

He has all those flakes because he stands head-and-shoulders above everyone else.

O K hon, just keep a cool head about you…