Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 15, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    Aloha!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’d prefer Sam Waterston.

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    PraiseofFolly  10 months ago

    Sorry … Sigmund Freud is dead.

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    maureenmck Premium Member 10 months ago

    Aunty A. and I have the same dreams!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 10 months ago

    YOU CANT HAVE HIM, HES MINE!

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    This will be much Mo, moa than Walt can handle!

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    Hey what about me? I’m available!

    Sorry ladies, just kidding. I’m fortunate that the woman of my dreams moved in 36 years ago.

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    All the horoscope said was that she would meet the man of her dreams. [Anything beyond that is going to remain a dream.]

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    CorkLock  10 months ago

    I prefer a truck load of Ben Franklins. Un huh.

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    dflak  10 months ago

    My horoscope says, “Beware of what you read. It may be false.”

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    dflak  10 months ago

    Today is the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s birthday. Not a single comic I read made reference to it. I guess this does add weight to his statement. “In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”

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    Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Or Jason’s wife. If they are still together.

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    He is 44 years old…..you cougar!!!!!

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    pheets  10 months ago

    Think I will keep the one I have. Been working out pretty well so far, 37 years and counting and I don’t have to wait around for him to sign autographs or be selfie’d to death : )

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Liam Neeson for me.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago

    Nah Aunty, the man of your dreams is your father, Mick McGilligan.

    Mick McGilligan had a daughter,

    And her name was Mary Anne,

    A devil a finer lass you’ll ever see.

    She wears wool instead of satin,

    She’s the mistress of bog latin,

    You can hear her voice fifty miles away.

    And she’s me darling, me daisy,

    crosseyed and lazy,

    Got hair upon her chest like any man.

    And you know she’s on the rocks,

    When she’s wearing cotton socks.

    Mick McGilligan’s daughter Mary Anne.

    Mick McGilligan had a brewery,

    With twenty-seven vats,

    A putting still up in the attic room.

    And she knows she drinks a-lot,

    but she doesn’t give a jot,

    cause she’s Mick McGilligan’s daughter Mary Anne.

    And she’s me darling, me daisy,

    crosseyed and lazy,

    Got hair upon her chest like any man.

    And you know she’s on the rocks,

    When she’s wearing cotton socks.

    Mick McGilligan’s daughter Mary Anne.

    Now she’s drank Lough Erne dry,

    And I really don’t know why,

    She hasn’t drank the Shannon dry as well.

    Though her charms are on the wane,

    But we love her just the same,

    Cause she’s Mick McGilligan’s daughter Mary Anne.

    And she’s me darling, me daisy,

    crosseyed and lazy,

    Got hair upon her chest like any man.

    And you know she’s on the rocks,

    When she’s wearing cotton socks.

    Mick McGilligan’s daughter Mary Anne.

    Now when she goes out with the boys,

    In the societs and demoes,

    She buy’s a double whiskey for us all.

    And in the morning we’ll be found,

    Laying flat upon the ground,

    Singing, Mick Mcgilligan’s daughter Mary Anne.

    And she’s me darling, me daisy,

    crosseyed and lazy,

    Got hair upon her chest like any man.

    And you know she’s on the rocks,

    When she’s wearing cotton socks.

    Mick McGilligan’s daughter Mary Anne.

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    JLChi  10 months ago

    Who? Is that a real person?

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    … and how does Jason feel about that??

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    Lola85 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sorry, but Jason doesn’t do it for me. I’ll keep my husband, thank you very much. He’s good-looking and is a nice guy. Can’t beat that.

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    asrialfeeple  10 months ago

    Wishing you a meaningful Martin Luther King Day.

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    Lady loves a joke  10 months ago

    Keanu Reeves 。⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠。

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    DebUSNRet  10 months ago

    Had to look him up….HOLY MOLY!

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