Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 20, 2023

Santa Claws? Looks more like Insanity Claws!

He is come when you is sleeps!

Sounds like a good movie. Is he kind of like Wolverine?

Nightmare on Candy Cane Lane!

Freddy Kringle…

Eeek!

I can recommend a good manicurist if you’re interested! LOL

Is it Sequel, a Special, or a Crossover Event?

A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Santa Claws

But can he cut a fruitcake with them?

Leave the Christmas horror to Krampus.

Here in Florida, we call a lion on the beach Sandy Claws.

It’s a real film, made in 1996.

We once had a cat named Santa. And, of course, guess what was at the end of his paws.

have him shred the leftover turkey when he gets here

uh oh…Dave’s goin’ dark!!

Who else do you think could wrap so many gifts that fast?

Santa Scissorhands.

♪ Slashing through the snow…♪

With those claws, he looks to me like a cool cat.

He’s a typical lawyer … a.k.a. Party of the First Part.

Definitely not Mr. Krueger’s Christmas

I especially like the impact of changing one letter.