Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 21, 2023

I don’t want the inlaws to come. Why do they need to stay with us?

Oh, wine. Without the ‘h’. Sorry. :-)

cyanide

A whole case.

Fortified.

Forget the wine, go with some Jack or Beam.

Scotch.

Eh no use wining about it.

Cabernet Woe-be-gone!

Boxed wine. Lots of it.

Delivered daily!

Sorry, that wine was banned by the FDA.

Vintage whine.

Anything in a box or bag!

Irish whiskey.

Night Train…

Is it for you or them?

Akadama Red.

A tough question; is the wine for them or just for you? For them, the cheapest….

Oof!

5L boxes. Buy as many as you can fit in the refrigerator. Buy crackers.

he needs the home made wine sold in shop Grot in the show The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin.

Go with tradition; Mad Dog 20/20.

I loved my in laws. But to visit my parents I needed a quart of Yukon Jack.

…ALL OF THEM!!!

Perhaps a cask of amontillado.

Something fruity, Fish Eye boxed wine.

A nice bottle of GO-TO-HELL, would suffice!

Dave: “Does Jack Daniels make wine?”

Saurian brandy. It’s a special occasion, so I’ll break out the Kirk and Spock coffee mugs.

The one from Chloroform Vineyards.

Looks like he has a black eye. Maybe the in-laws have already arrived.

Something duty-free would be nice.

Brandy. That is the best wine.

Everything’s on sale, it’s like taking chianti from a baby.

Boone’s Farm or maybe a nice Muscatel.

Spirytus vodka with a drop of Korbel brandy.

There’s a barrel out back with your name on it.

I would suggest a nice Port or Sauternes — high alcohol content.

A case with a box of straws.

Tequila!

Sure Dave

splurge a little, go for the “three buck chuck”

Brandy, high-test, made from wine.

As much as they’ll allow you to buy.