B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 18, 2023

I CANNOT understand the amount of $$$$ paid to posters on Tictok, AND don’t tell me about advertisers without showing me ONE advert! I love Tictoc BUT people have 75 million followers and make 20,000 + $ a month

Me is never knews there was Elmo and Tick Tock in B.C.

Better than “Scientology Ernie”.

Right, just the thing for an inquisitive child. As an aside, I’ve heard Mattel is thinking of marketing a “Tickle me Robo Cop”,

Poor Elmo, NRFB!!

Yep. Making the world stupid, one person at a time.

No, thank you.

You would think that in “BC”, the toy would have been Barney the Dinosaur…

It is way too late to put the TicTok genie back in the bottle along with the other similar applications.

A lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can get its boots on."

People attribute this statement to Mark Twain. THere is no evidence for this so, ironically the attribution may be a lie.

But whoever did say it, nailed it.

In my world tick-tock is the sound a clock makes. Mine still work and are useful. I’ll pass on the stuff that everyone is gabbling about in the foregoing comments.

The Count always preferred The Count.

Elmo will be laughing tomorrow!!!!!

Wait!!?!??!! Elmo is HOW old? Bullshirt! It was just the other day we all were joking about 2 test tickles!

From Wiki: Tickle Me Elmo was released in July 1996, with a supply of 400,000 units. The dolls sold well and remained widely available in stores until the day after Thanksgiving, when they suddenly sold out.

You sure that isn’t the Qanon Elmo?

say, you know, some 78% of the Earth is covered in non-carbonated water, so technically…

Yep, fools are born every second … thank you Corporate Marketing.

it must be true it was on social media

The moon is made of green cheese Elmo

Clearly “BC” no longer takes place in prehistoric times.

I don’t remember Tickle Me Elmo from July 1996? But I do remember astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin became the first men to walk on the moon after reaching the surface in their Apollo 11 lunar module.I remember the important stuff. What is this TikTok thing anyway?

SHAME ON YOU!!

Is it a live feed or prerecorded? And how could you tell?

“Social Media?” More like “Social Misery”…present company excepted of course. LOL

Sorry (well maybe not that sorry) but I had to share this one.

A blonde has been looking everywhere for a job. But as soon as she shows up for interviews they see she’s blonde and they don’t hire her. Finally she goes to a tickle me Elmo factory,tells the boss her plight and he decides to hire her. He tells her what to do and she starts her shift. A few hours later the boss gets complaints that the assembly line has slowed down. He goes to see what the problem is and he see that the blonde has been putting red velvet bags, containing two marbles, between each of the tickle me Elmo’s legs. Stunned the boss asks the blonde what she is doing. She says I’m just doing what you told me to do. The boss shakes his head no no no,I told you to give them two test tickles.