Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 21, 2024

The guy in back is petrified he’ll make a mistake in front of the king.

That looks WAY too much like a build progression of many survival games out there.

…and finally gold back into grass?

Just give it the Midas touch.

Bunch of beginners. The real trick is turning the gold into comics.

Hey, the lead’s gotta come from SOMEWHERE…

Music into Gold….Gold into Platinum

Grass into gold seems to be popular.

Weed into stoned! Knarley dude!

I’ve put in a call to Elon.

Down at the dispensary, they’re turning grass into gold.

The only alchemist that ever turned base metals into gold was Avedis Zildjian.

They are certainly trying hard.

So, where does blood from a stone fit in?

As long as the end result is gold, who cares?

This would be 50% funnier if the punchline said, “supply chain” instead of “ecosystem”.

but if you read it backwards, they are turning gold into grass.

Ha! Once you start there’s no turning back.

Law firms that specialize in lawsuits over heavy metals pollution have found a way to turn lead into gold.

I hope they have radiation badges at the final step. The gold should be blindingly radiant, and the neutron flux lethal.