Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 27, 2023

She hooked him in. He’s a sucker for her type.

There is a sucker called “Sugar Daddy”

Sugar Daddy was created in 1925 by The James O. Welch Company.

Candy and her sucker.

Ooh. Eye candies.

She dumped Mr. 100 Grand because he wasn’t rich enough for her. She couldn’t stand the Payday to Payday life, either.

She’s hit the jackpot!

A Tootsie Pop, that is. But how many licks does it take to get to the center?

Or a real sucker!

He may be hard on the outside, but inside, he’s a softie.

Candy canes are usually peppermint in flavor. Does this make her Peppermint Patty?

He must be a Dum Dum to go out with her.

when she saw his wad of cash, she knew it was just a tootsie roll

i think he’s a wrapper!

Isn’t there an ACTUAL candy called a Sugar Daddy? It’s like a piece of caramel on a stick, right?

“Takes a lickin and keeps on ticken”

Which begs to ask the age old question. “I wonder how many licks it takes for her to get to the center of her TootsiePop?”

He’s all wrapped up in himself.

A few licks in the right spot, and he was all hers…

Is he a chupa, or a tootsie ?

Good one! I’m sucker for funny!

Sugar Pops are Tops!

They’ll call each other Sweetie.