Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 27, 2023

They’re not just ORDINARY rocks though. The tools make workman, right?

Now they just have to wait until someone invents a clock.

And the guy with two rocks walks just like the batter with four balls: very proudly.

They should have opted for the cave owners insurance.

Gee, where have I heard that before???!!!!

Or you could just wait for a bolt of lightning to strike to start it again. That might even go faster than waiting for the guy with two rocks to show up.

The guy with three rocks is doing a comic strip….

https://Youtu.be/UV43vH3T2ys

Quest For Fire. Great movie

“By the way, what does ‘Between 10:00 and 4:00 mean?’l

LOL!

So that means one of them has to wait there almost all day waiting for the him to get there. Another boring day for one of them just sitting around the cave – leaving all of the hunting and gathering up to the other one to do alone.

Will he send smoke signals 30 minutes before he arrives?

Is the guy with two rocks Billy Joel?

Some things never change. The big regional HVAC service here in New York had the slogan “when you need us, we’ll be there.” In October 2022, awoke with no heat. Called them and they wanted me to over two weeks for service.

He’s still down the street, trying to fix the Stoneson’s cave bear problem.

I hope he rem-embers.

…and they’ve been late ever since…

We didn’t start the fire

It was always burnin’

since the world’s been turnin’

“Grog! Me told you to call my cousin, Jimmie Two-Sticks, he be here in fifteen minutes.”

If you paid the fire bill, that is.

The Comcast guy?

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. You don’t need Mr. Twostones, you need to learn how to stoke the fire. Read the f… manual.