Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 21, 2024

What would have been better? An ice cream cake? A box of snow cones? A steaming pot of Earl Grey Tea?

I guess the other aliens didn’t consume all of the stupidity.

Made of noses? It must smell pretty good!

Time for a bar-b-que, bring out the coal.

Even a cheesecake would have been better!

Who on earth NOSE that? (And who car(rot)s?)

Nothing to sniff at.

Meanwhile, somewhere else in space, a planet of Carrot-people has just declared war on Earth. (Anyone else remember the alien played by James Arness in 1951’s “The Thing from Another World”, which was described as being similar to a vegetable?)

Yeah. Shoulda given eh carrot halwa instead.

Don’t pick your friends’ noses

Serve them a DQ blizzard.

Carrot cake is never a good idea.

“They’ve sent us Head Cheese first!”

If they is eats ice cream then do it make them cannibal?

Funny

In Ghent, Belgium, street vendors sell a treat they call “noses.” They’re quite good.

They look like Calvin’s snow people.

And so the awful truth about Soylent Orange comes out…

I had a carrot cake last year that was made with purple carrots. Very tasty.

Snot their favorite.

“At least I took off the carved anthracite rosettes.” :)

Well they weren’t being used anymore, give them credit for repurposing them.

Cornbread would have a similar reaction because they only smoke out of corncob pipes.

Brewster looks like an adult Robin (with a dye job)! O<[|;o)

Should give them all space heaters. First step in claiming their planet for humanity!

No reason to get all hot-and-bothered—sorry, sorry…