If the fortune cookie is removed from baking about halfway through, Daria also discovered it makes a great, pre-warmed neck pillow for her La-Z-Girl recliner.
The thread count on the fabric used for those jeans must be astronomically high, and the needle almost impossible to thread with thread as thin as spiders’ web.
The Duke 11 months ago
And the fortune in the cookie was, “that was not chicken!”
Leroy 11 months ago
" Good luck comes to you as you cut back on the giant desserts. "
eromlig 11 months ago
So what was the fortune?
oakie817 11 months ago
fortune was…you’re getting fat
fgerbil46 11 months ago
All very interesting, but I liked the squirrel one the best. :-)
denny-king 11 months ago
Inside the giant fortune cookie was the following advice: “BE THOUGHTFUL, DON’T WASTE”
derdave969 11 months ago
I’m left wondering what the significance of the sewing machine is in .4" jeans story.
Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy? 11 months ago
If the fortune cookie is removed from baking about halfway through, Daria also discovered it makes a great, pre-warmed neck pillow for her La-Z-Girl recliner.
ladykat 11 months ago
And now what do the squirrels do for a living?
mindjob 11 months ago
I don’t think those jeans are going to fit onto those squirrels unless they go on a nut-free diet
paranormal 11 months ago
It wasn’t a conveyor belt in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it was a funnel…
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 11 months ago
“Trained” the squirrels to crack nuts? Had to be a very short training session.
ChessPirate 11 months ago
Ironically, she forgot to put a fortune in it… ㋡
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
I have visited a model food factory in Japan. This is the first I have heard of model food carved from wood. Oishii!!!!
anomalous4 11 months ago
That fortune cookie must have been the large print edition.
Charlie Fogwhistle 11 months ago
The thread count on the fabric used for those jeans must be astronomically high, and the needle almost impossible to thread with thread as thin as spiders’ web.
stamps 11 months ago
I wonder if Tim Burton could train squirrels to crack the nuts in Congress?
yangeldf 11 months ago
wait, those were REAL squirrels? I know it was 2005 but I thought they were CGI, or at least animatronic
Buckeye67 11 months ago
It’s a shame there are so many people out their that need get a life.
jpozenel 11 months ago
That giant fortune cookie looks a lot like one of those neck pillows, or a flotation device.
ekke 11 months ago
Well, termites “wood” like them!