Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 05, 2024

Suddenly the fixer-uppers don’t look so bad.

A little too much work to “flip”.

Look at the potential for a rock garden right outside your front door.

Previous owner was a rock star.

Bolder plans have worked out.

Flip it. If you fix it up and live in it the COA* and the assessor will rise the monthly fees and taxes.

*COA; Cave Owners Association.

All those rocks can be used to build a Pyramid. No extraterrestrials required.

Gronk smash!

What looks like a pile of rocks blocking the entrance is actually this cave’s state of the art security system. Nothing can get through it.

No extra charge for the bear and the bats.

Heave-Ho…..

I assume it’s being offered at a rock-bottom price.

And you can be reasonably certain that there are no large predators to be chased out of there. Yet.

It discourages bears wanting to hibernate.

Do you have anything in mid cro-magnon modern?

More like a “digger inner” to me. No sense going for the upper till you get in a ways.

Hollow can you go?

I think she meant fixer-upper.

That is when they caved in.

Digger upper??…I’m thinkin they’re gonna need some dynamite!

Alright!! Ammo for the catapult!!

Does she have to mention it’s also a cemetery? Former owners are still in there.

plenty of stones to erect one of these new-fashioned fads: a house