Crank’s masseuse appears to be built like a female East German Olympic athlete hopped up on steroids. She’s going to rip Ed in half and tear him into shreds. Pm is going to take Ed home in a bucket.
With the exception of Ed’s beady eyes, the second panel looks like a cropped and enlarged portion of the right side of the first panel. Is this a speed record for a comic strip recycling its material?
Bill Thompson 11 months ago
Pmmm: “The doctor was talking about the soft tissues between your ears!”
be ware of eve hill 11 months ago
Crank’s masseuse appears to be built like a female East German Olympic athlete hopped up on steroids. She’s going to rip Ed in half and tear him into shreds. Pm is going to take Ed home in a bucket.
angelolady Premium Member 11 months ago
Looks like she can deal with Ed.
charliefarmrhere 11 months ago
Wait until she really gets into those sore spots! Then the real fun starts.
eced52 11 months ago
Only thing I ever ripped was my pants.
Fetzee 11 months ago
Crankshaft needs to be hooked up with Sally Forth’s mother
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
I can say from experience that you don’t want any muscles “ripped”. (rotator cuff tear which healed, and biceps tendon tear that will never heal)
French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 11 months ago
Crank’s brain has been “ripped” for years..
JudithStocker Premium Member 11 months ago
I gather that Ed means “rippled” instead of ripped.
rockyridge1977 11 months ago
……….having well-defined muscles; very muscular………better step up the protein in your diet!!!!!!!
Mopman 11 months ago
Muscles aren’t soft tissue, so Ed’s attempt at humor falls flat, As evidenced by the blank expression on the masseuse’s face.
ladykat 11 months ago
You’re not ripped, Ed, you’re all torn up.
lemonbaskt 11 months ago
dam three more days of this unfunny storyline pizza will look good next week
gammaguy 11 months ago
Ed, check your mail for advice. It should contain your latest rip post.
But (no bones about it) there’s nothing humerus.
Bill Thompson 11 months ago
With the exception of Ed’s beady eyes, the second panel looks like a cropped and enlarged portion of the right side of the first panel. Is this a speed record for a comic strip recycling its material?
EXCALABUR 11 months ago
No happy ending with that one
puddleglum1066 11 months ago
And once again BattyGPT can’t quite generate actual human dialogue, as in something like “I always wanted ripped muscles.”
ToneeRhianRose 2 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)