Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 18, 2024

Small: He’s holding the proverbial “bagpipes”. Large: Terrible “bean” counters.

Small: In Scotland there is also “not proven” as a possible outcome.

Large: How many does he have left? The left one of course.

Small: So, he has “tartan” no harm to anyone?

Large: They must be kid(dney)ing!

If bagpipes are against the law, I wanna be an outlaw. Although I prefer Irish pipes, or Galician.

I see he’s wearing the rare Mac Weintraub tartan.

If he goes to jail, will they make him trade in his bagpipes for a harmonica?

Small: He’s gonna get away Scot free.

Large: The students are wondering how an old fellow like that could have two kid-knees.

Small: Love the Star Wars Imperial rank insignia pattern! Large: Ha Ha! Wait till the labotomy!!

Not tell me now he has one kidney and one brand new iPhone.

What do you call someone who finishes at the bottom of their medical school class? Doctor

his cellmate will be a banjo player.

Beat me to the DEI comment – hope I am long gone before I have to see a physician who graduated after 2005.

Forget the kidneys, test ‘em on the liver… those things don’t grow back!

First Panel: I love the sound of bagpipes even if playing them might get you shot.

Second Panel: Truth is that 50% of all doctors graduated in the lower half of their class.

If the British can use “spelt” as the past tense of “spell”, why can’t the Scottish use “kilt” instead of “killed”.

The patient should have one kidney left.

As long as he doesn’t play those pipes, I believe you!

Oy! Can he request another med team?

Did he say “It’s either Kilty or Not Kilty”?

You removed a kidney? WE REMOVED A KIDNEY!

“A man comes into this hospital in perfect health, and in the space of one week, we chop out one kidney, damage another, reduce him to coma, and d*mn near kill him.”

—George C. Scott, Hospital (1971)

He should know. He’s wearing one.

See, math can be important. Study hard, kids!

(first frame)- really? Anytime I hear bagpipes (which fortunately is only on tv for about a nanosecond), I felt like I just died and went to Hades…

He obviously kilt himself. Charge him with perjury.

Damm it, Jim, I am a Doctor, not a mathematician.

Well he haggis day in court.

Cha do mbarbh mi

Caption 2: Beats the sh!t -otomy!!

Caption 1: He’s Scot a lotta nerve!

Those med students should be careful. It takes a second to kilt someone!

Well they are Med students, not math majors.

He was here for gallbladder surgery. We removed one kidney. How many left? Answer: One kidney and one negligence lawsuit.

The guy on the right needs to pipe down.

Darnit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a mathematician.

Depends if they removed the sick kidney or the healthy one…….

The Scots kilt the first person to call it a dress.