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One of the items on our ābucket listā is to go to Maine during the peak fall color time and have some legendary New England lobster. The best lobster Iāve had to date was a grilled rock lobster that was caught that day when I had a trip to Guantanamo Bay (GITMO) , Cuba while I was in the Navy. My mouth drools just remembering it.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
no tanks to you judge, now iām in hot water!
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
Lemme guess. Served as your own lawyer, dincha?
blunebottle about 1 year ago
Libster Lobster
Labster Lee,
Living in
The deep blue sea.
.
Libster Lobster
Where are you?
Gone to lunch
(āBack at two.)
- Spike Milligan
Homerville Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ready for a hot bath?
iggyman about 1 year ago
Appeal the ruling!
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
Bailiff, bring the rubber bands.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
The lobsterās lawyer was Claw-rence Darrow, and the chef was represented by Johnny Cook-ran, who was working on retainer.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
Trapped on a technicality: The Lobster Clause.
Lady loves a joke about 1 year ago
āYou shouldnāt have been against the term ābutteringā him upā.
bigger Nate about 1 year ago
To celebrate let me take you out for a nice seafood dinner
Kilrwat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Love the picture of butter sauce on the table!
mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sung to the tune of āItāll be a hot time in the old town tonightā.
HarryLime about 1 year ago
Mixing metaphors: I think his goose is cooked! (Sorry)
uniquename about 1 year ago
Careful your honor. You canāt accept gifts worth more than $50 (anyone seen the price of a lobster dinner lately?)
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Dinner!
Prawnclaw about 1 year ago
Lobsters only red after cooking.
davanden about 1 year ago
I donāt get this. Wouldnāt the cook have wanted the restraining order? This looks like a victory for the lobster.
R Humble about 1 year ago
I bet heās boiling mad
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago
One of the items on our ābucket listā is to go to Maine during the peak fall color time and have some legendary New England lobster. The best lobster Iāve had to date was a grilled rock lobster that was caught that day when I had a trip to Guantanamo Bay (GITMO) , Cuba while I was in the Navy. My mouth drools just remembering it.
cmxx about 1 year ago
Hey, that lobster is red. Heās already had his hot bath!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Judgement at Newburg.
walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago
Cue The B-52ās: āŖ āRock Lobsterā āŖ
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago
The loobster can count on his friends to rescue him.
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=GWGh1YYT4vI
Lablubber about 1 year ago
He thought he was on a roll, and now he will be.
crazeekatlady about 1 year ago
This lobster is already cooked. Live lobsters are bluish black. This message from a vegetarian who has never eaten lobster.
zeexenon about 1 year ago
His goose is cooked.
P51Strega about 1 year ago
āCourt is adjourned for lunch. If you return from lunch you may make your appeal.ā
SavannahJim Premium Member about 1 year ago
Joke is unclear. But any lobster that color RED is DEAD.
wordsmeet about 1 year ago
Judge: Iāll be the judge of that steamed lobster. I mean, Iāll be the judge of that, esteemed lobster.
Bilan about 1 year ago
The chef must have bribed the judge with ā¦ umm ā¦ letās seeā¦
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago
Heās sentenced to be drawn in buttered.