The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2024

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    no tanks to you judge, now iā€™m in hot water!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Lemme guess. Served as your own lawyer, dincha?

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    Libster Lobster

    Labster Lee,

    Living in

    The deep blue sea.

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    Libster Lobster

    Where are you?

    Gone to lunch

    (ā€”Back at two.)

    - Spike Milligan

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    Homerville Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ready for a hot bath?

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    Appeal the ruling!

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    Jayalexander  about 1 year ago

    Bailiff, bring the rubber bands.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The lobsterā€™s lawyer was Claw-rence Darrow, and the chef was represented by Johnny Cook-ran, who was working on retainer.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    Trapped on a technicality: The Lobster Clause.

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    Lady loves a joke  about 1 year ago

    ā€œYou shouldnā€™t have been against the term ā€˜butteringā€™ him upā€.

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    bigger Nate  about 1 year ago

    To celebrate let me take you out for a nice seafood dinner

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    Kilrwat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Love the picture of butter sauce on the table!

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sung to the tune of ā€œItā€™ll be a hot time in the old town tonightā€.

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    HarryLime  about 1 year ago

    Mixing metaphors: I think his goose is cooked! (Sorry)

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    Careful your honor. You canā€™t accept gifts worth more than $50 (anyone seen the price of a lobster dinner lately?)

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    ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Dinner!

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    Prawnclaw  about 1 year ago

    Lobsters only red after cooking.

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    davanden  about 1 year ago

    I donā€™t get this. Wouldnā€™t the cook have wanted the restraining order? This looks like a victory for the lobster.

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    R Humble  about 1 year ago

    I bet heā€™s boiling mad

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago

    One of the items on our ā€œbucket listā€ is to go to Maine during the peak fall color time and have some legendary New England lobster. The best lobster Iā€™ve had to date was a grilled rock lobster that was caught that day when I had a trip to Guantanamo Bay (GITMO) , Cuba while I was in the Navy. My mouth drools just remembering it.

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    cmxx  about 1 year ago

    Hey, that lobster is red. Heā€™s already had his hot bath!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Judgement at Newburg.

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Cue The B-52ā€™s: ā™Ŗ ā€œRock Lobsterā€ ā™Ŗ

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The loobster can count on his friends to rescue him.

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=GWGh1YYT4vI

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    Lablubber   about 1 year ago

    He thought he was on a roll, and now he will be.

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    crazeekatlady  about 1 year ago

    This lobster is already cooked. Live lobsters are bluish black. This message from a vegetarian who has never eaten lobster.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    His goose is cooked.

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    ā€œCourt is adjourned for lunch. If you return from lunch you may make your appeal.ā€

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    SavannahJim Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Joke is unclear. But any lobster that color RED is DEAD.

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    wordsmeet  about 1 year ago

    Judge: Iā€™ll be the judge of that steamed lobster. I mean, Iā€™ll be the judge of that, esteemed lobster.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    The chef must have bribed the judge with ā€¦ umm ā€¦ letā€™s seeā€¦

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Heā€™s sentenced to be drawn in buttered.

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