Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for January 11, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  12 months ago

    From Not Always Right: One Of These Students Has Extra Potential

    We’re heading to an early Halloween party. My dorm is bringing a collection of drinks. Cans of beer and cans of cider are slightly different sizes. One student has a plastic bin.

    Student #1: “Think these will fit? I don’t wanna try to carry these loose.”

    Student #2: “I dunno; that bin’s not too big. Actually… how big is the bin? We can just do the math.”

    We measure the bin.

    Student #3: “Okay, so… total volume, minus beer volume, times beer count, minus cider volume, times…”

    Somehow, she has a mini whiteboard — engineers are like this — and does some math.

    Student #3: “That’s pretty close. Okay, if we treat each can as a rectangular cuboid—”

    Student #2: “But the z-axis — the cider cans are longer—”

    Student #1: “We can treat each layer as a separate packing problem—”

    Student #2: “The sum of the height of both types of cans, plus one can on its side—”

    Student #4: “Don’t worry; they’ll all fit.”

    Student #1: “Wait, how do you know?”

    Student #4: “I put the cans in the bin while you were arguing.”

    )))Still not my story(((

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    Ubintold  12 months ago

    The kid wants picture books.

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    david_42  12 months ago

    He wants to be entertained. Remember back when TV was entertaining, all three channels?

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    Geophyzz  12 months ago

    Do kindle books have links to photos & videos that would illustrate the subject? If not, they should.

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    DawnQuinn1  12 months ago

    That kid is too ingrained with technology. Cannot exist without it. Time to unplug all technology and see how long he can last. A heartbeat maybe? My job required technology, but for myself, I can do without it. No smartphone, just basic, computer off most of the time, TV rarely on. I am happy with my books.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Poor boy has been off his screen crack for a day now. Will be experiencing the DTs soon.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago

    …distractions

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    Demo12 Premium Member 12 months ago

    We don’t need no stinkin’ facts.

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    Caerin Premium Member 12 months ago

    This poses an interesting question. Has the kid’s investment in technology destroyed his imagination? I learned to read about age 3 and 1/2, with pictures in the books, but went on to regular books, but by then I could image pictures in my mind so I could “see” the book, sort of like a movie in my mind. Has the current generation lost that? Considering that libraries, book stores etc, are more popular than ever I doubt it. I often judge a movie on how close it was to what I imagined. Sometimes they are remarkably close! (Think Gollum in LOTR and Hogwarts in Harry Potter.) I think having an imaginative mind is all about being supremely human.

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    bhscolleen  12 months ago

    Today’s homework: describe the detrimental effect of society’s reliance on technology rather than intellect. Happy trails!

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    Bwahahaha!  12 months ago

    I love the look of Betty frustrated. I see liquer in the future.

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    ira.crank  12 months ago

    Depends on who is presenting the “facts”.

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    suelou  12 months ago

    The facts aren’t the same anymore since the left changed them to suit their own purposes…

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    Scoutmaster77  12 months ago

    Be careful what you ask for…

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