Tell Timmy that the reason you have 12 apples is because you are really smart and if he gives you one of his apples you will stop people who have no apples from stealing his last apple.
“Never mind my apples, Timmy. See that large group of poor people over there, sharing one apple? That apple was supposed to be yours, and THEY STOLE IT! They’re the ones you should be mad at!”
I’d have said this was in the Jeff Bezos School District, but in that case the question would be “You have fourteen apples and your friend Timmy has an acorn…”
eromlig 9 months ago
Tell Timmy he has White Privilege and you’re getting reparations.
Asharah 9 months ago
You paid for yours
Leroy 9 months ago
Trickle-down economics??
Superfrog 9 months ago
Tell Timmy that the reason you have 12 apples is because you are really smart and if he gives you one of his apples you will stop people who have no apples from stealing his last apple.
angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago
Pre-law class?
Devils Knight 9 months ago
Easy “Quit expecting people to give you things for free Timmy and go pick more apples yourself I am not here to provide for you”
robm 9 months ago
“Never mind my apples, Timmy. See that large group of poor people over there, sharing one apple? That apple was supposed to be yours, and THEY STOLE IT! They’re the ones you should be mad at!”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 9 months ago
Capitalism.
milnerdd2 Premium Member 9 months ago
I wondered how they could inject the “progressive” agenda into math. Now I know.
Seth down 9 months ago
Timmy better make a doctor’s appointment in four days
Jon Schutter 9 months ago
“what’s your strongest argument against socialism, class?” Let’s write a 5 paragraph essay. Groans all around
DarkHorseSki 9 months ago
I worked hard enough to end up with 12 apples. Timmy worked 1/10th as hard as me and still got 2 apples. It might be unfair, but in Timmy’s favor.
oish 9 months ago
By telling Timmy that gerrymandering is legal – despite what the state and federal Supreme Courts keep saying
brick10 9 months ago
I wish I knew the class title: Philosophy, Ethics, Economics, Accounting, Political Science, ….?
hooglah 9 months ago
Convert Timmy into a communist liberal democrat and he won’t know the difference.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 9 months ago
Because Timmy’s apples taste better? His are caramel apples.
CrzyDyeman 9 months ago
1%-er school
ekke 9 months ago
Since the difference is ten, it seems that 10 knuckles would be convincing. That’s the way the playground works, right?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 9 months ago
I’d have said this was in the Jeff Bezos School District, but in that case the question would be “You have fourteen apples and your friend Timmy has an acorn…”
xaingo 9 months ago
Tell Timmy his are Macintoshes, Apple charges more for them.
Ed The Red Premium Member 9 months ago
Tell Timmy that if he works hard he can earn the same number of apples you have, but arrange the grocery store to make sure that’s impossible.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN 9 months ago
America…in a nutshell!
mbrahms26 9 months ago
Tell Timmy to read Ayn Rand’s “Virtues of Selfishness.”
dalton9529 9 months ago
Tell Timmy his parents should have left him 10 apples when they died.
blindavocado Premium Member 9 months ago
Don’t try to convince him. Tell him life’s not fair and if he wants more apples then work harder to earn them
tcviii Premium Member 8 months ago
Is Timmy really going to eat more than two apples? I’ll take care of the rest so he won’t have to bother with them.