Close to Home by John McPherson for January 08, 2024

I agree. No need for improvement.

Cue up Put Another Log on the Fire.

she needs a new place to live and a new life!

I think her resolution should be to leave him.

This one needs to be colored.

More beer!

He is as the creator made him, despise him not, but help him. I suggest a high volume hose and a bucket of institutional soap.

Why is she rolling her eyes? Definitely needs to work on her attitude.

Dude! You’re making the rest of us look bad! At least put a trash can in the living room… or you know… maybe a dumpster.

I want him on my team when we play Jenga.

Hey, Bleeb. So you are close to being in good position, but your world seems colorless today; it just can’t be as much fun without color.

She has to have (the) resolutions for him and about him for both his own good and for hers as well.

Reminds me of tv in the 50’s. Drapes should be yellow.

This reeks of FUNNY!

At least he doesn’t have a bad habit, like smoking.

The good news is that he is happy with who he is.

The bad news is who he is.

She needs one, really. Move out.

Yes colored, but at least Bleep is there!

Well once he gets certain papers from her lawyer….

Her reply, “So that I don’t have to call the EPA and have this house declared a toxic waste dump.” or “So that I don’t have to wear a HazMat suit to sit near you.”

Ha! It’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way.

Livin’ the dream!!

She’s the one who should resolve to be single in 2024. (unless that’s her son, in which case she should resolve something else to get rid of him).

To prevent getting killed seems like a good reason to me……

How well did she know him before they married?

GO HUSKIES!!!

I didn’t catch it before, but he has what appears to be a puff of bad breath coming out of his mouth…eeeewwwww!!