Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 12, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Who hasn’t done that? TOO many times

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    BigDaveGlass  10 months ago

    As Andy Capp once said, “It’s not the length of the road that bothers me, it’s the width”………..

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    Tim Harrod Premium Member 10 months ago

    …Ha ha, he drank all night?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 10 months ago

    At least he’s not driving.

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    He’s not (capable of) walking a straight line home.

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    Zykoic  10 months ago

    The tavern mead meander.

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    Re-calculating…

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    Calvinist1966  10 months ago

    An excellent “Night before, morning after” cartoon.

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    MIAMIJAC12 Premium Member 10 months ago

    ya know its late when…

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    Gandalf  10 months ago

    As Chesterton once said we ought to thank God for beer by not drinking too much of it. One needs to be thankful for that whole grain goodness.

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    jagedlo  10 months ago

    Doesn’t Bung have a designated walker?

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    rshive  10 months ago

    Maybe Bung is practicing for the square dance.

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    Nothing else to do……already played in the snow!!!!

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    The further north one is, the easier it is to drink all night (in winter, that is)

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    jconnors3954  10 months ago

    Can’t believe he’d be stopped by a little snow.

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    Walking takes longer while drunk.

    The difference is staggering.

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    mfrasca  10 months ago

    In addition to falling down and dying of hypothermia, drowning while wandering drunk is not unheard of.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Refuge during the storm?

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    Roscoe  10 months ago

    Hire a joke writer!

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    He’s forever blowing bubbles…..lol

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  10 months ago

    Makes him harder to track.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 10 months ago

    NOT funny

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    Money well spent…..

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    knicknick  10 months ago

    First in, last out! Supply line lingo.

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    rwballca  10 months ago

    Must be really cold if the lamp didn’t melt the snow off of its chimney.

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    MJPK6269  10 months ago

    I don’t get it.

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