Pickles by Brian Crane for January 16, 2024

If they have a joint checking account, it isn’t entirely free.

You slept with him and had his children and after all these years you find him grossWhere did the love go

This is ridiculous.

Growing up we had the spray, so one can per family. They said that is killing the ozone layer. NOW they send how many rockets a year into space and it’s OK for them to kill the ozone. I AM all for saving the ozone!

Not really free, Earl. She has to go out and buy more now. I hope she puts a label on it. “OPAL’s deodorant! Use and die! Yes that means you, Earl!”

It was “Made for a woman, but good enough for a man” (at least good enough for Earl).

By the color of the container, it may be Lavender scented.

Usually the woman’s deodorant is more flowery scented than a mans, Earl should have caught that!

At least Earl sees Both Sides Now (my favourite Joni Mitchell song)

What’s this deodorant stuff?

Opal just buy a deodorant crystal that everyone may use . You run it under water then apply ;-)

Never let her see you sweat, Earl!

Opal may need to buy a kit bag to store all her stuff and keep it away from Earl…

Take a freebie where you find it.

“Free” deodorant? Don’t they live in the same house, spend the same money?

Roscoe love him anyway : )

Genius at work.

free deodorant how? aren’t you both on the SAME BANK ACCOUNT?

Never use a woman’s “bath salts,” even in an emergency. She will be mad at you wasting them, and your male friends will make fun.

FREE..?? – You guys pay for your stuff SEPARATELY..??

Indirect hug.

It’s all “Malarkey”. Wife’s toothbrush once fell in the toilet (unknown to her). I retrieved it, washed it off and replaced it in the holder. Somehow, she lived through the ordeal and suffered no ill effects.

Do you two ever swap spit anymore?

Eww, Earl! How could you?

LOL

Opal doesn’t know what he does with her toothbrush.

Granpa, you smell like grandma.

How true poor Earl. It was ok exchanging spit and having babies now he’s gross and u can’t even use the deodorant after it touched him. Yet she likes to kiss the dog and cat????

opal is silly

Oh, Opal. Earl’s got his cooties on you roll-on. Whatever will you do?

Yet I bet they share the same bar of soap in the shower. Just wipe the top off with a square of TP or slice a thin layer off the top. Good as new

I’ve met women who don’t shave their pits. So would they be okay with sharing?

Maybe Roscoe could use a little.

Free is good.

And as usual Roscoe understands…….

Something wrong with his arm pits?

Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway’s Where is the Love?

not as bad as “borrowing” a toothbrush

That’s not as bad as using her toothbrush.

Two different times I was traveling with someone who forgot their toothbrush. After the first time, I carried a spare. There are just some things we don’t want to share.

You think they outgrow cooties.

Could have been her toothbrush or her toothpaste.

Get her to start using a spray on deodorant.

The only difference is in the smell.