Have these instructions EVER resulted in somebody NOT attempting to make off with the teeth, hair, eyes or keratin from within your dermoid cyst? You KNOW what is going to happen if you allow people to hold it. Because it HAPPENS EVERY TIME ! ! !
I hate it when I get those! But I usually just tie a string around them really tight and they will fall off – except it screams and hisses until it does…
Hmmm, trying to decide what the red thingy is… a space helmet, earmuffs, headphones, a fish bowl, a hubris induced ego bubble of impenetrability? The pussabilities are virtually endless. This is one PoP! culture I can do without.
Pretty cheeky for a cheekless ugly bast*rd with a big cyst almost as ugly as yourself. Have you considered offering your lifeless corpse to a medical school for experimental dissection?
Ubintold 9 months ago
And don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
Superfrog 9 months ago
I don’t want to, so please don’t incyst.
Randy B Premium Member 9 months ago
Ew.
Sun 9 months ago
Say it, don’t hairspray it.
davidob 9 months ago
Sounds like a vicious tumor going around.
Buoy 9 months ago
Well that’s a fine Howdy-Doody. No time to Dilly Dally, cause there ain’t nuthin’ better than cupcakes.
Imagine 9 months ago
So touchy-feely today.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
This sounds like a case for “The Excise Files.”
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
Jerry Mahoney had a completely different personality after he auditioned for his school’s marching band.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
Have these instructions EVER resulted in somebody NOT attempting to make off with the teeth, hair, eyes or keratin from within your dermoid cyst? You KNOW what is going to happen if you allow people to hold it. Because it HAPPENS EVERY TIME ! ! !
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
Never take seriously one who speaks through their exposed teeth.
Slowly, he turned... 9 months ago
I hate it when I get those! But I usually just tie a string around them really tight and they will fall off – except it screams and hisses until it does…
charles9156 9 months ago
this is another one – too much for me
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 9 months ago
Careful breeding practices work wonders with thoroughbred horses. Not so much with European royalty.
(Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., call your office.)
coltish1. 9 months ago
Same dude who grew up to play Phantom of the Opera in the West End.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Folks, it’s Howdy Doody time!
Step away from the puppet or he’ll snap his strings and go limp!
Then what good is he?
☺️☺️☺️☺️
LVObserver 9 months ago
Sounds like a job for Dr. Pimple Popper.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…ok…
…ya got ‘yer beavers…
…your old fashioned hard wood…
…the ’ol hand up the dupa…
…but my Danny O’Day had its own unique plastic fragrance…
…and personality…
…put that against your grapefruit size cyst…
…and pop it…
…my point?…
…Michigan can beat Washington if they can stop their offense…
…but their cheating scandal will give their victory…
…if not a black eye…
…a black Sox…
…but it’s a Trump world after all…
…just stopped at our local CVS for some Mucinex…
…$3.³⁸ for a 28oz. Gatorade…
…when a few years ago a 32oz. for .89 cents…
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
Those eyes! They follow me!
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
You mess with my cyster, you mess with me.
The Tooninator creator 9 months ago
I love cyst cartoons
Mad-ge Dish Soap 9 months ago
Mad Magazine slow cooked and emunized by sanitation rules of left over Berl ice cycle of red nose running in reign deer games.
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Yikes! I would just do whatever Weird Howdy Doody says!
Mad-ge Dish Soap 9 months ago
ET, foam homer finger with game winning walk-off.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
20160529
https://www.gocomics.Com/frogapplause/2016/05/29
Paradox Loophole
willie_mctell 9 months ago
Gotta keep the spares somewhere.
6turtle9 9 months ago
Hmmm, trying to decide what the red thingy is… a space helmet, earmuffs, headphones, a fish bowl, a hubris induced ego bubble of impenetrability? The pussabilities are virtually endless. This is one PoP! culture I can do without.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 9 months ago
Turtle tailed the Bunny tail.
Neck top Neck in a neck and neck topless bunny hunt.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 9 months ago
Gee wiz pa,.get a lock jaw
Randy B Premium Member 9 months ago
I’ve always wanted to skritch a capybara.
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=QmrDShzXxLY
Ham Khan creator 8 months ago
that is so….
Sisyphos 8 months ago
Pretty cheeky for a cheekless ugly bast*rd with a big cyst almost as ugly as yourself. Have you considered offering your lifeless corpse to a medical school for experimental dissection?