Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 18, 2024

Right in the firing line……..

Talk about an impact…

DEI regulator from Government Bureau of Corporation Compliance or Else.

If it’s going to have a negative impact on the surroundings, then there will be no plundering, pillaging and raping happening here today!

Before anyone is allowed to fight, there must be a cleanup and restoration plan in place signed by both sides and an nonrefundable deposit made.

An EPA guy showed up in Kosovo right after the war. He complained about a few drops of oil washing out of a drip pan in the rain. We pointed him down the road to the oil tank farm we had blown up the week before.

Because even in war, the bureaucrats must have their say…

Commissioned by the Huns, of course.

Having a battle will definitely impact the environment. Clean up the bodies, fellas!

Sorry….he ain’t goin to last long!!!!!

Blood and guts make wonderful fertilizer. No worries

I’m a historical reenactor, a few years ago we had an event at a golf course in NJ that they were going to turn into an office park so they said they didn’t care what we did to the grounds or the buildings. I told my men that sounded like a challenge! the guys in the artillery had even more fun

“Ain’t hardly worth going to war no more”…S sgt Barry Sadler.

At first, I thought he was with OSHA.

The warring parties are fine so long as they stick to the horde of bison standard.

Oh no the amount of blood stains on the grass that’ll hurt the earthworms….

Heavy casualties means there will be fewer humans messing up the environment.

Feed him to Henry.

Battle fields have a bad reputation for being messy after the fight. Ravens and dogs do some cleanup but later farmers keep running into bones and broken spears.

You know, maybe if we took the time to examine the costs of war, environmental and otherwise, we might not be in such a hurry to rush into war.

He is here to see if your body fluids will cause another environment catastrophe.

Your last engagement with the Huns resulted in a Super-Fund clean-up. We still cannot figure how you could pee so much during a friendly game of Checkers?

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if that was all you needed to stop a war dead in it’s tracks?

And you’ll have to fill out the proper forms along with two forms of ID ……….. that’s to start ….. :)

Would it were

War is harmful for children, and other living things.