The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 26, 2024

No, no, no. Just one eye. Pay attention!

Everyone loves melted plastic on their bread.

you can see the problem

Tony was a pot-head muttonhead and therefore kept his eye on ewe.

“Two of them, as often as (he) can spare them.”

Served with mashed potatoes?

Pot-atto roast? You cannibals!

Wait till he promises to keep his eyes peeled. Make sure the cutlery is closed.

ACOMMONTATIOR,,, you here? :D

Looks like another potato Friday

My eyes!!! They’re burning!

Since it will take a while to cook that roast, the two of them can head to their bedroom and try to make some tater tots.

eye eye eye

A suspicious number of the little taters went missing when the roasting pan was put in the oven.

At least he took his eyes off.

Otherwise he would become a baked potato.

Long-chain polymer inclusions!

She’s going to get out her angry eyes

No, not a head, an eye!

Great substitute for the tomato (or cheese)

You cook pot roast slowly at low temps (typically 275 F) that many plastics can survive. So his eyes may come out fine. Not done any testing with Mr PotatoHead eyes.

I’ve heard of having a “hot hand”, but this is ridiculous.

It’s just a roast, a POT roast gets cooked in a POT.(Crock Pot is best.)

Why not. We have plastic in everything we eat already.

“YEEEEEE-OTCH!!! I THIH-THINK THE BREAD’S DONE!!!"

Amelia Spud-elia?

You could put an eye out doing that.

I hope she’s not making mashed potatoes.

Looks more like a giant roll of Spam…

Awwwww. He has his mother`s eyes…………..make him give them back!

“I said AN eye.”

Best if he joined the roast, especially if he’s sweet.

Aaaah! MY EYES! THEY’RE BURNING!!!

Next, they should ask Frosty to keep it under his nose.

An ion?

She said “eye” dummy…

And she’s even making mashed potatoes.

The worst part is that is potato bread.

good thing she didn’t ask him to lend a hand…

I suspect that’s an idiom you wouldn’t actually hear on The Planet of the Potato Heads.