Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 25, 2024

My liver! My liver!!!

Yep, the space squid gave up. He’s wondering why he would even want the R.U. Sirius.

She did that on purpose.

Looks like “Ow, my head” will be competing with “Ow, my spleen”.

“Here … Catch this with your head.”

Brewster is always charging head first into things.

His scratch needs to be disinfected before it’s bandaged. Corporal Mittens will lick it clean.

Now Pam. Me sure you obviously doing this on purpose.

It just a scratch? Who does ya thinks me is the black knight?

Brewster: Asks for a bandage.

Pam: Throws a metal box at him.

So, who is at fault here?

He used to be a receiver for (insert the team that frustrates you the most)

You should have seen it coming, Pam. Well, Brewster should have… you should have seen he wouldn’t see it… or he would but he wouldn’t react in time. Oh, what am I doing?

My spleen! My spleen!

I’m surprised, she did not shoot him?

Hilarious! I feel her pain!

At least she didn’t hit anything important.

He needs a little music to soothe the pain. Toss him a piano.

Regardless, if there’s ever a fight, I want her on my side.

Did Pam kill her former husband?

Brewster’s reflexes are not optimal.