Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 22, 2024

CIDU! Arlo never texts from the throne room unless it’s a certain kind of emergency?

Have ya’ll never had that emergency? Guess you city slickers neva herd ‘bout tha outhouse ? Not that is a real emergency — the Sears Catalog ain’t printed no mo’…

It must be an emergency if he needs THREE rolls…

No job is completed until the paperwork is completed!

Emergency Response?

I’m more convinced than ever that Jimmy Johnson has a spy camera and microphone hidden somewhere in our apartment….

Wow, storing TP in a closet. Never thought of that. Of course I’ve never had Arlo’s problem.

Daria could have gone to Quinn’s room for tissue paper.Stupid writers.

Should always look before sitting to make sure you have sufficient supplies

Starting week #2 in rerun mode.

An emergency that required three rolls of toilet paper. Whoa.

I heard my mom and sisters scream enough times from the bathroom that someone hadn’t replaced the roll that even in my 70’s I stage the next one on the tank when the current one is still 1/2 empty. I’m housebroken.

Having grown up in a large family, I always check the supply before sitting.

I think I would have been SOL….I have never, ever thought “Gee, I need to use the throne….where’s my phone?” Perhaps I’m one of the ones old enough to remember when you weren’t even able to take your phone to the Loo!

google French Toilet Paper Commercial With Tablet & Emma HD

I never text at all. I’m boring, yet I prefer face to face conversation. Sometimes the phone, but not often.

Has happened to both my my wife and me. Happened just last night. My wife yelled from the bathroom and I had to come to the rescue.

As Sheldon told Leonard, (BROWN ALERT LEONARD!)

Did she grab the toilet plunger, too? She should. Especially if they’ve got a modern toilet.

Janis knows Arlo all too well…….

Who doesn’t keep extra TP in the bathroom? Must be pretty dumb to not figure that out.

Janis to the rescue!!

WHATAWOMAN!!

Always look before you sit.

An emergency that requires 3 rolls of toilet paper? I think I don’t want to know…

Like most people, I kept toilet paper in the bathroom vanity. But I kept 4 spare rolls hidden (I thought) because other members of the household would neglect to put TP on the grocery list. I thought I was so smart — until the day when I went into the vanity, found no TP, and discovered my wife and teens had found my stash and used up the 4 spare rolls also, STILL without putting it on the grocery list.

I did the same thing with tampons, but when the emergency stock of those got used up, it was not MY problem.