Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 27, 2024

No,na,no!

When I opened these I thought there was one left.

Arlo, that is much too dangerous a question to ask in a two person household.

I thought this one looked familiar. I saved it back on March 5, 2019. :-)

Only ONE bag of PCs in the house?

I went to Ollie’s Bargain Outlet and got a 24 pack of an off brand.

That explains weight gains from a few days ago ;)

Every bag of chips is a single serving.

Now we know the cause of higher snack prices: lower consumer demand. I know this seems reverse of the usual but, that’s “buy and sell” for you.

The ingrate! After all of the trouble Janis went to to make sure the chips were fresh for his snacking pleasure.

Given the size of bags today it could easily be hidden in a corner or behind a can.

Did Janis binge on the potato chips and eat the whole bag? (I can do that on BBQ potato chips!)

Always but at least two of everything.

It was like that when we bought it.

“Send not to know for whom the bag crinkles, it crinkles for thee…” Apologies to John Donne and For Whom The Bell Tolls

Every bag of potato chips, no matter it’s size, is a single serving.

You gotta ask…?!?

I switched to Corn Puff Poppers. I think I’m addicted.

Hmmmm, Janis puts forth a concerted effort with trying to lose weight by taking daily walks, but hasn’t any issue nearly binging through an entire bag of potato chips?

…shouldn’t be eating crap like that anyway…

There was a small rip in the bag and all the air it was packed with leaked out.

My wife.

I rarely eat potato chips. I’m not fond of salt and grease.

That’s the way it happens around here. Every time. In a day.

If it wasn’t for potato and corn chips I wouldn’t get any vegetables at all.

They evaporate once the bag is opened.

Arlo needs to strip search the perp.

Silly boy, chips are for girls……

we had a burglar and that’s what they took

Not sure if Janis looking at the bag in Arlo’s hand or his belly. The latter is funnier.

“It evapowated.”

I cannot believe how old I am. Not one commenter said the eternal phrase, ‘Nobody can eat just one’, from the Lay’s advertisers

I predict that tomorrow’s A&J will have an epic poem and denote a longing for Spring to arrive.

Janis, that was rhetorical, and you know it!

None in our house – could help kill us – Diabetes and high blood pressure for both of us.