Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 18, 2024

Real connoisseurs practice their lines.

Marigold makes a Yelp review about snow.

Depending on pollution, snow can have a flavor.

Marigold was selling that flake’s flavor.

LOL

At least when you get it from the air, it’s very unlikely to taste yellow.

It’s not possible to mock wine reviewers too much. (Especially after all the blind taste tests that show they’re just making it all up, and can’t tell a $20 bottle from a $200 bottle.)

A rare example of Phoebe showing that she is not completely gullible.

I thought maybe they were next to a wood fired bakery (Oak and cinnamon) until the last panel!

4th panel’s bit. Bridge Carson (SPD Green, Blue and eventually Red Ranger) would approve.

Yeah, pretty dumb question, Phoebe.

“Needs sugar.” Linus

If your snowflake has a buttery aftertaste, you may be too close to the dairy farm.

I wish wine critics were this honest.

In the words of Linus from Peanuts: “Snowing?! Good grief … I thought it was the fallout!”

Marigold Sarcastic Nostrils

at least they werent tasting the yellow snow (ive heard thats flavor country tho)

Ah, Marigold the snow snob!