Herman by Jim Unger for January 29, 2024

Okay if you’re doing the pushing.

The miles per gallon is to die for … literally.

Only if it’s downhill.

Depends on who’s going to be doing the pushing.

The European “Constipated” model was a classic car, exceeded only in popularity by the “You-Go”.

Runs great, just needs a motor and transmission.

Not used. “pre-owned”. LOL

That’s what the junk dealer will charge to haul it off.

If you tow it to the junkyard, they’ll pay $500 for the scrap value.

The rise in used car values vs being forced to get a mortgage for a new one, means there will be lots of duds rolling out of driveways for their last mile.

I’m pretty sure I know that dealership.

Throw in a gas can and set of jumper cables and we have a deal!

Went to used car dealer years ago looking for a pickup. None of the trucks on the lot would start. Someone had stolen all the batteries.

Too bad the insurance will cost $400.00

“….Great for exercise.”

We have two models:

The Rolls-Canardsly – rolls down one hill can hardly get up the next

The Ronzoni – runs only if you push it hard enough.

looks like the car that I drove off the used car lot that broke down a block later.

So… that’s what you pay the customer??