Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 29, 2024

Bilbo Baggins: “I’ll read your entire stock!”

Lawyer Sheep strikes again!

Just tick the little box and go to sleep.

Sleep ensurance. Here is terms and conditions.

fine print…

It was bound to happen! … the sheep lawyered-up!

The sheep doesn’t want to get fleeced.

True this. If you want help going to sleep, ask a lawyer to give you a trust identure to review.

Even the Cliff Notes version is longer than War and Peace.

And an extra blanket, to boot.

the point is he’s asleep now. :}

Read this and try to stay awake.

and once again, Horace is on a roll…!

Yup, that’ll do it.

Horace will neigh-ver buy another appliance as long as he lives…

None of this stuff “counts”. :)

That’ll Knock You Out.

This was probably written on sheepskin.

I think the part he’s reading now is the sanity clause.

The legalese put him in a coma.

So, the sheep finally got fed up with jumping over that darn fence and found a far better way to fix Horace’s insomnia.