Monty by Jim Meddick for February 25, 2024

That reminds me of the scene in Bananas where Woody Allen’s character buys an 0rg**m magazine and the clerk calls out for a price check https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=2JgYuQ4hLxo at 1:15

Last time this situation occurred it led to Monty acquiring a girlfriend, he’s certainly long overdue for a date or something!

https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2004/09/29

Why a Hyundai?

The mechanic needs to get his condescension level checked.

Monty probably has six bottles of brake light fluid back home. Time to buy some more.

bin der, Monty

Sounds like his tire pressure low light.

I liked the way the old cars would say something was wrong.

“rumble…growl….RAP_RAP_RAP…BOOM….silence” and the car would stop automatically, wherever you were.

Sometimes the car would eject the broken bits, all over the road.

I bought a $40 scanner tool, I plug it in and check the code. Then I scroll through the list of possible causes/remedies on my laptop. I usually end up in a youtube. Then, decide to fix it myself, or send it out.

Monty gets kudos for making up unique warning light titles; lateral manifold strut sensor; differential rack and pinion warning probe; those are hysterical.

If you’ve got one of those, you could get a code reader. It would tell you that the problem is only repairable at their Korean service center.

Monty auto be ashamed of himself.

If only vehicle OWNERS could have some MANUAL that described every little light on the dash!

The shop needs to chain those gas bottles to the wall, or have them in a proper welding cart.

Or perhaps he turned it off by accident and the light is supposed to tell him that.

The dash on my 91 Blazer flashes like a pinball machine. I’m waiting to win something. :)

Sign in auto-repair shop

Hourly rate: $30

If you watch: $40

If you help: $50

i always thought that light was a warning for drunk drivers… there is a sign just like it … i thought it was for bar Zone.

https://Www.dailymail.CO.uk/femail/article-11834975/TikToker-reveals-partner-mistook-car-dashboard-sign-person-sitting-loo.Html