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I know for a fact that time travel is not possible. If it was, I wouldâve come back and told myself how to make the machine â and the Lotto numbers to pay for it.
Ooookay. As far as Iâm concerned, if you canât at least have your stuff hang together logically (logically connecting to reality optional) then youâre doing fine.
You wouldnât need a time machine if you could jump to alternate histories. Every history that could exist including the one you would want to change to exists in an alternate reality.
Caulfield couldnât answer the question so he did a fast lateral shuffle and suggested Mrs. Olsen just didnât get the point. Typical response from the âalwaysâ right type who isnât.
If you had a time machine, you could write down the lottery winning tickets, go back and buy the winning ticket and not worry about less effective ways of making money.
If a time machine was ever going to be invented at any point throughout all of human history, weâd have it already.
p.s. Ever thought about what an awkward phrase âTime Machineâ is? H.G. Wells in invented the concept and came up with the name â weâve used it ever since.
DorothyGlenn Premium Member about 1 year ago
Maybe can afford a used one from Mr. Peabody. It goes Wayback.
Bilan about 1 year ago
I know for a fact that time travel is not possible. If it was, I wouldâve come back and told myself how to make the machine â and the Lotto numbers to pay for it.
Concretionist about 1 year ago
Ooookay. As far as Iâm concerned, if you canât at least have your stuff hang together logically (logically connecting to reality optional) then youâre doing fine.
Rhetorical_Question about 1 year ago
Time Travels forward?
Rhetorical_Question about 1 year ago
Need a wormhole to travel back?
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
Can the rose profits pay for the time machine energy expenses? The roses are two days droopier and not at premium condition. Lose-Lose situation.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
She could say the exact same thing about his response to Frazz.
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 year ago
You wouldnât need a time machine if you could jump to alternate histories. Every history that could exist including the one you would want to change to exists in an alternate reality.
Serial Pedant about 1 year ago
âŠbut frightening.
Ignatz Premium Member about 1 year ago
If you had a time machine, you could go to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock. Roses?
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Caulfield couldnât answer the question so he did a fast lateral shuffle and suggested Mrs. Olsen just didnât get the point. Typical response from the âalwaysâ right type who isnât.
DM2860 about 1 year ago
If you had a time machine, you could write down the lottery winning tickets, go back and buy the winning ticket and not worry about less effective ways of making money.
Linda Schweiner Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sheâs just trying to sneak in a math lesson. Sheâs a good teacher.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 1 year ago
Iâm traveling through time at an approximate rate of one second per second!
ZBicyclist Premium Member about 1 year ago
Iâm thinking of all those people discussing the physics of Star Trek, Star Wars, and so on.
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Iâll comment on this one last year
DKHenderson about 1 year ago
Mrs. Olsen does have a point.
Cactus-Pete about 1 year ago
If it wasnât meant to be logical what was it supposed to be? Just nonsense for nonsense sake?
Stephen Gilberg about 1 year ago
If pedantry is cute, I must be adorable.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 1 year ago
The trouble is: if you had a time machine, then everybody could get one. Imagine the chaos!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 year ago
Comics, itâs a commentary on the comics comments
buflogal! about 1 year ago
Made me chuckle. Iâm not even sure why.
rjh about 1 year ago
Caulfield does have a time machine. Every year he enters it and repeats third grade.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 1 year ago
If a time machine was ever going to be invented at any point throughout all of human history, weâd have it already.
p.s. Ever thought about what an awkward phrase âTime Machineâ is? H.G. Wells in invented the concept and came up with the name â weâve used it ever since.