Herman by Jim Unger for February 13, 2024

Pssst! It’s on the brush…It IS the brush.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

Now he needs a mannequin to put the hair on.

Box it up, I always say.

Where’s the drain cleaner?

I have a bald spot on the back of my head. It is not male pattern baldness. It happened because I put my head in a plastic bag and then put a pot on it (chemical defense gear and helmet). It was training gear and it apparently was not cleaned properly after the last person used it. I lost all that hair in a three month period and haven’t lost a hair since.

It’s a service-related baldness :) Considering what other service-related things could have happened to me, I’ll live with it happily.

The all-new, $149.99 Hairkeeper 5000™ is a cordless vac.

Plus shipping and handling.

But wait! There’s more!

Well, he fell for it and it does what was promised. But while it removes falling hair it also removed ‘falling bucks’ from his bank account.

I just shaved it all off and now I don’t worry about it.

Herman gets suckered once again!

at this point why bother about the last 4 hairs

Sweep your hair up. Put it in the box. Keep the brush, dust broom, and box in a convenient place nearby as best you can.

Sweep your hair up. Put it in the box. (Repeat as often as possible.)

Where’s the glue bottle?

Collect enough and you can weave your own wig.

He really didn’t want to keep it in THAT way. ;-D

P T Barnum is laughing his head off somewhere right now….

looks like a customer for GLH #19

“Have you lost your hair?”

“No, I have it all right here in this box”

Too late for me…nothing left to sweep up.

Roomba, No!

He can add some of the dog or cats while he’s at it.

Oh, that’s cold.

At least he didn’t spend all that money on the ‘find me’ tags to put on his hair.

That’s what you get for falling for the snake oil pitches trying to sell us on the idea that losing your hair is a problem that needs a solution.

I have a distinctive beard, and a former co-worker called me by "xxxx"s beard" It bugged me somewhat until I noticed he had a bald spot on the top of his head. i asked him if he knew that he had a hole in his haircut?

LMFAO This was funny! Lol